# ========================================================================================= # Tuckers dialogue # ======================================================================================== #Randomize 1 - 3 #Random message 1 message_0: text: \nIf you are bolstering why I'm so much more pandemic than you are, it's solely due to my philosophy major. message_1: text: \nMy tenure has led me to my most elephantine discovery of all.\! Everyone is 100...\! No, maybe 1000 years too early in time to comprehend my genius. message_2: text: \nPithy me no more with your occupancy.\! You can't perceive anything I interject into your cerebrum anyway. #Random message 2 message_6: text: \nStep back you omnipotent worm!\! I almost maimed you.\! ...\! My condolences, my time in the arena has left me on the edge. message_7: text: \nI'm a bit of a gladiator as it were.\! Ahh, I remember my days in the constable... message_8: text: \nHow I perpetuated my powers of impunity on the unsuspecting combatants that decided to traverse their souls into the barest of my...\! Blah...\! No hands! message_9: text: \nI need not the shelter of a mighty utensil, but the beret of the crowd as they erode for more.\! Just...\! be careful around me...\! I'm dangerous. #Random message 3 message_12: text: \nI cannot begin to prolificate the proposal of mundane scribbles amongst one another on deflated parchment. message_13: text: \nIf you're going to scribe me something...\! Please do so in the most modern entrapment in parliament. #==========================================Pet Rock======================================== #Before Battle message_16: text: \nHeh...\! Heh, heh, heh...\! I say to thee, is that a \c[13]PET ROCK\c[0]?\! It gawks like a little weakling...\! Barter you won't stand a quark against my MUNCHER KING! message_17: text: \nShalt we ostracize a CLASH to conclude an empire?\! I shall reign splendiferously! #yes message_18: text: \nHuzzah, you incumbent buffoon... You'll be sorry for that!\! Prepare to be embellished!\! Let's go, MUNCHER KING! #you win message_20: text: \nPsh!\! Undo that impertinent facade off your maw!\! You just got lucky...\! That's all! #you lose message_21: text: \nHeh...\! Heh, heh, heh...\! You prevalent proxy...\! You should facilitate your place, peasant! #================================Examine SW Poster============================== message_30: text: \nWhy yes, that peripheral you ponder over there is my duly betrothed. message_31: text: \nI'd appreciate if you keep your optical appendages in their sheathes.\! She assimilates my confab better than anyone and anything else. message_32: text: \nShe's such a sweetheart and we love each other.\!
Now leave us alone.